Joan, Melissa Rivers Could Be Off Carpet
Joan and Melissa Rivers’ move from E! Entertainment Television to TV Guide Channel may keep them off the red carpet at September’s Emmy Awards…The Rivers reportedly received a hefty three-year contract, worth up to $8 million, to join the TV Guide Channel.
TV Guide Channel? $8 Million or not, what’s the next bus stop on their tragic ride to complete and utter irrelevance? The SpectraVision channel? It’s like that episode of Family Guy where Joan Rivers is standing on the red carpet making comments about passerby, when someone points out that her microphone isn’t even plugged in, that she’s just standing around doing the commentary with no camera (and no contract) and she wails “But I have noplace to go!”