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Ridges that Rock?

Golden Grahams specifies in small type that they are a Ridged Cereal. Umm, okay.

And then later they claim that they come with Ridges that Rock!

Really? They are going to hang their hat on a lame-ass claim like that? Golden Grahams can be said to be many things (delicious, crunchy, sugar-tastic, part of this complete breakfast) but they absolutely can not in any sense be said to “rock.” The possession of ridges, or lack thereof, does not in anyway influence the “rock”ingness of cereal.

Golden Grahams do not rock. Their ridges do not rock.

This is patently a false claim.


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