Kreskin Offers Services to N.J. Governor
The Amazing Kreskin, who bills himself as ‘the world’s foremost mentalist,’ wants to help his home state of New Jersey stem the tide of shady practices in government, a problem U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie has called widespread. Kreskin sent a letter to acting Gov. Richard J. Codey offering his nonpartisan services to help ferret out those who come to government with ulterior motives. Kreskin, who lives in northern New Jersey, said he would monitor government meetings with a mind’s eye toward keeping things above board.
Man – it’s just crying out for some Leno-esque punchline!