seen in the local paper
CTSI Spring Special!
50% OFF BODY SCAN
for a Loved One or Friend with Your Body Scan *
A body Scan (neck to pelvis) at CTSI can detect health problems at very early stages when cure rates are higest. The procedure is fast, non-invasive and affordable.

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www.ctscreening.com

Of course, the best part of the ad is the smiling woman and competent-looking man on the PC who are helping a blanket-swaddled elderly person slide into a gigantic plastic donut. Yikes!