A trip to the hairdresser today exposed me to some curious brand extensions and promotions.
First up, the military:
What kind of mousse is best for high and tight? Is that a regulation headshave, maggot?
Comes with its own gunny sack? And dog tags!
Secondly, The Muppets. Via Muppettes mini nail lacquers. Why the Frenchification?
Wocka Wocka is now a color! These marketers aren’t even trying! What do you say, Statler and Waldorf? Boooooo!